(Source: ruinedchildhood)

theblackrabbitofwonderland:

Honestly, what was going through Augustus’ head when he pulled out the metaphorical cigarette?
“Hmm, you know what will impress this girl with lung cancer I just met? Ask her to come to my house for films despite the fact we’re strangers and pulling out a cigarette and giving no explanation until she understandably gets upset and then tell her it’s a metaphor in a condescending manner.”
Ah yes, truly a dream man.

(Source: johnnyclasper.co.uk)

I call this episode “Fluttershy and the Kingdom of the Chicken Nuggets”

I call this episode “Fluttershy and the Kingdom of the Chicken Nuggets”


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

the-woman-of-belgravia:

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

#you either win or die

(Source: feastuponthis)

(Source: xerocage)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

nymphetfashion:

Thanks to gfdstore. One Lucky Follower will win a $150 voucher to spend on Glitters For Dinner nymphet outfits!

I will using random.org to pick the winner. It’s open internationally! If you win I will message you to give you more details so make sure you enable your AskBox.

Rules:

  • Must be following me - NymphetFashion (this is only for my followers!
  • REBLOG OR LIKE [more reblog = more entry]
  • Starts on the day posted (April 13 2014) & Ends in a week.
  • No give away blogs.
  • GFD mainly stock smaller sizes so just be aware of that before you enter but of course you can still enter. :) ❤

fyeahbroadway:

The Broadway cast of Aladdin performing ‘Arabian Nights’ on Good Morning America. (Performance starts about 2:20)

rinnysega:

Every month

(Source: n-a-h-m-a-s-t-e)

Artist: melanie martinez
Track: starring role (cover)

thnksfrth-hemmories:

this cover is fucking amazing.

wet-monsoon:

remember that one time that dan poisoned chris

and then he refused to pay money for an ambulance

so he just put chris on a bus to the hospital

and dan told his dying friend that he would have to pay for the bus fare

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